“It all happened so fast and no one was really paying any attention, but apparently the magician said he was going to make himself disappear — the next thing you know, he’s gone!”

The only item found at the scene of the crime was a note that read: “Whether you find me again is up to you, I just wanted the pain to end.” Suffice it to say, the magician’s act ruined Chipman’s daughter’s birthday party and he will be seeking a lawsuit for emotional and psychological damages to his family and guests.

“I hired a magician, not a damnable wizard”, Chipman said “It’s not my responsibility to screen every magician I bring into my household”.

A memorial service will be held by the magician’s guild this Sunday at 3:00PM. The guild. respectfully asks that you leave all rabbits in the car for the duration of the service.