Articles by Robek Dirstein

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Dad Does What Son Wants to Do

(WASHINGTON, DC) After years of making Son do what Dad wanted done, an unexpected turn of events may now have Dad doing what Son has already done. Four months ago, Son decided that he no…




Magician Never Seen or Heard from Again

Last night, CEO Bob Chipman of EXCITE! Clubs and Resort, called the authorities when the magician he had hired for his daughter’s birthday went missing. “It all happened so fast and no one was really…




Bernie Sanders to Appear in Seinfeld

Bernie Sanders to Star in Seinfeld Reunion

Bernie Sanders, the star of HBO’s hit show Curb Your Enthusiasm and inspiration for his classic character, George Costanza, in Seinfeld, is set to appear on NBC’s upcoming Seinfeld reunion special. The special, which will air in March…


New Morrissey Anime to Set Record Sales

Morrissey’s Dark Days, a new Morrissey anime, based off of his time in the Smiths has just been released in Japan. Critics are praising it for its dark content and profound use of sound design…